Wednesday, July 18, 2012

Rules Were Made to Be Broken

You guys, I didn't run away last week I swear.  I went on VACATION for a bit.
Coming back to a wanted poster and an alias of "Hotpants McGee" was super clever though....
I did ditch this blog and I apologize.  Really.  It was my turn to write, and I didn't.  I've over a week late with my theme.  What can I say?  I'm a slacker.  A "lazy hobo."  A rule breaker.

Have none of you ever broken the rules?

That my friends is this week's theme:  Breaking the Rules.

I've technically been a "good girl" my whole life.  I don't have a history of getting into trouble, breaking the law, etc.  I've always been too scared of the consequences.

I racked up ONE single detention in school (8th grade, "excessive talking in class."  Whatevs.)

I have received a total of ONE parking ticket.

I've earned ZERO speeding or other traffic tickets.

If I'm told to do something at work, I do it.

I'm utterly honest on my taxes.

If kids a certain age are free for something, I feel bad LYING to get a deal.

I feel guilty jaywalking for shit's sake.....

Now don't get me wrong, I'm no angel.
I've run from the cops.  I've trespassed.  I've broken curfew.  I lied to my parents.
One time shopping, they wrung up a dress as 1.99 instead of 19.99 and I didn't say a word.
Another time shopping they totally didn't remember to wring up a $40 top at all and I didn't say a word.....
But a majority of the time, I'm a law-abiding good girl.


So guys, I need your stories.  I need to break the law vicariously through you.

Email us your fun, scary, laughable, sad, crazy law breaking stories at

We can leave you anonymous if it's a real doozy of a story, I swear.
And you totally know I'm being honest about that because I'm a goddamn good girl.

Tuesday, July 10, 2012

WANTED. Hotpants McGee.

You guys. 

Miss Sarcasm BAILED. 

It's totally her turn to post on Cheesy Bloggers this week, and she COMPLETELY BAILED. 


Last seen in a sparkly shirt at a restaurant in Cheesy Chicago (shown above), she has apparently taken off on some sort of crime spree.  Or a drunken rant. Or a vacation.  Or something. 

And Hotpants?  Hear me now.  If you think Ang and I are gonna tolerate that shit, you are SADLY FUCKING MISTAKEN.  No way, Jose.  Not a goddam chance. 

So.  We're putting out the call to arms.  I intend to track you down.  I intend to find you, and chase you, and knock you down on the ground.  Then I may or may not tickle you to death.

In fact, I intend to lure you out of hiding...

And I need the help of our loyal readers. 

PEOPLE.   Send me your hilarious, embarrassing, ridiculous, or otherwise attention-grabbing captions for my WANTED poster.  And I bet we can get that little brat to come to us. 

WANTED for...
Miss "nickname" Sarcasm

Leave your caption in the comments, or email it to

Your captions will bring her out of hiding.  Hotpants McGee cannot avoid something funny for very long.  She will emerge.  It's only a matter of time...

Monday, July 2, 2012

Vacations are a gift from the goddesses

You guys! Since you've all heard all about our recent blogger conference pinot and pizza fest in Chicago, now we want to hear about your summer vacation.

Have you got a vacation story?  Perhaps a road trip in college.  Maybe a bachelorette party in Vegas.  Or simply a long weekend with the kids at grandma's.  In any case, send the html on over to and we'll post it.  Pictures and all!

To get your juices flowin, click on our Spreadable Cheese page.  We'v compiled some gloriously rediculous vacation-themed stuff for you to enjoy. 

Oh, and here's one of my vacation posts, from N'awlins, Loosiana last October.  Have you ever been?

From the N'awlins Airport

How the heck are y'all doin?! 

Hubby'n'me is jus' sittin and waitin in the airport in N'awlins, Loosiana, ready to head on home to Canada.  Our trip was ahright ahright! It was jus' so nice to get away. 

I got all kinds a fun stories to tell y'all when I get home, but for now I got jus' one cute pic to share.  ("Take ya time, baby! Take ya time!)

Uh huh, that's a little ol' gator.


Of course, you may like to read Miss Sarcasm and Miss LACE's recent Cheesy Chicago posts - they are much better storytellers than I am, and they've added some delightful flavour to my previous Cheesy Chicago report...