You guys, I didn't run away last week I swear. I went on VACATION for a bit.
Coming back to a wanted poster and an alias of "Hotpants McGee" was super clever though....
I did ditch this blog and I apologize. Really. It was my turn to write, and I didn't. I've over a week late with my theme. What can I say? I'm a slacker. A "lazy hobo." A rule breaker.
Have none of you ever broken the rules?
That my friends is this week's theme: Breaking the Rules.
I've technically been a "good girl" my whole life. I don't have a history of getting into trouble, breaking the law, etc. I've always been too scared of the consequences.
I racked up ONE single detention in school (8th grade, "excessive talking in class." Whatevs.)
I have received a total of ONE parking ticket.
I've earned ZERO speeding or other traffic tickets.
If I'm told to do something at work, I do it.
I'm utterly honest on my taxes.
If kids a certain age are free for something, I feel bad LYING to get a deal.
I feel guilty jaywalking for shit's sake.....
Now don't get me wrong, I'm no angel.
I've run from the cops. I've trespassed. I've broken curfew. I lied to my parents.
One time shopping, they wrung up a dress as 1.99 instead of 19.99 and I didn't say a word.
Another time shopping they totally didn't remember to wring up a $40 top at all and I didn't say a word.....
But a majority of the time, I'm a law-abiding good girl.
So guys, I need your stories. I need to break the law vicariously through you.
Email us your fun, scary, laughable, sad, crazy law breaking stories at firstname.lastname@example.org
We can leave you anonymous if it's a real doozy of a story, I swear.
And you totally know I'm being honest about that because I'm a goddamn good girl.