Miss Sarcasm BAILED.
It's totally her turn to post on Cheesy Bloggers this week, and she COMPLETELY BAILED.
Last seen in a sparkly shirt at a restaurant in Cheesy Chicago (shown above), she has apparently taken off on some sort of crime spree. Or a drunken rant. Or a vacation. Or something.
And Hotpants? Hear me now. If you think Ang and I are gonna tolerate that shit, you are SADLY FUCKING MISTAKEN. No way, Jose. Not a goddam chance.
So. We're putting out the call to arms. I intend to track you down. I intend to find you, and chase you, and knock you down on the ground. Then I may or may not tickle you to death.
In fact, I intend to lure you out of hiding...
And I need the help of our loyal readers.
PEOPLE. Send me your hilarious, embarrassing, ridiculous, or otherwise attention-grabbing captions for my WANTED poster. And I bet we can get that little brat to come to us.
Miss "nickname" Sarcasm
Leave your caption in the comments, or email it to CheesyBloggers@gmail.com.
Your captions will bring her out of hiding. Hotpants McGee cannot avoid something funny for very long. She will emerge. It's only a matter of time...